CAPTAIN BABY

Baby cage

October 18, 2015

Today I assembled our very own baby cage, otherwise known as a crib. It is odd to make a device to essentially trap a baby human in. But then again I suppose human babies tend to be dumb and benefit from being corralled.
The diagram in the instructional manual shows a lady who is clearly super annoyed to have to use her baby cage. But I bet that baby she is holding is going to be pretty pissed too…probably because there is no mattress in that crib.

We will make sure to put a mattress in our baby containment system.

BabyCage

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