Dear Deodorant/Antiperspirant An armpit deep thanks for your flagrant promises of 48-hour freshness. To consider all the worldly things I can…
September 29, 2014
The Internet spoke no lies in previewing the scale of adorableness that is Dr. Hickey. He is calm, kind…
September 22, 2014
For the last three years I have volunteered with the Big Brothers & Big Sisters Program here in the…
September 20, 2014
Canned Fish Products: If you eat sardines, always avoid consuming them in a work environment and never, ever under…
September 18, 2014
I had the alarmingly delightful happenstance of finding recently – in a local arts market – this entirely excellent…
September 13, 2014
My sweet cousin, Alex, nominated me to list things for which I am filled with gratitude; at first I…
September 12, 2014
Dear Del Monte, I am resolutely regretful to inform you of an ongoing, heinous error, at your packaging and…
September 8, 2014I meet my surgeon, Dr. Hickey, on September 22, to book the actual surgery date and go over all…
September 6, 2014
When I was a child we had a copy of the original animated Charlotte’s Web movie. It was basically…
September 4, 2014
I will concede to the fact that I am somewhat morbidly fascinated with the procedure of having to have…
September 2, 2014
Happy Birthday, Dad. It stings my throat and blots my eyes to never be able to raise a glass…
September 1, 2014
