Bike riding with fuck heads.

To the delightful gentleman who just pulled up next to me on a quiet one way street told me to “get the fuck off the road”

I wonder if this was because you are not aware of the Ontario Highway Traffic Act that states a bicycle is a vehicle and has the same rights as other road users, or perhaps you simply didn’t see the cute Chihuahua in his special bike riding papoose. Either way you are indeed the shining beacon of humanity and I expect your excellent attitude and regard for fellow humans must reward you with a robust and love filled life. I don’t in any way wish a swarm of flesh-eating scarabs to one day find their way to your genitals as you sleep. Goodnight, kind Sir (and by Sir i mean fuckhead)