Dog Poo Flags

Someone in our neighbourhood has taken to placing tiny, Canadian flags on toothpicks, in the dog poop that has…

transit & bananas

  8:15am Your spiral, curly hair is admittedly quite lush, it smells like coconut and that is not always…

MRI stripshow

“Please, take off all of your clothes but leave your shoes and socks on.” is one of the least…

Lady Fingers

Conversation overheard between two young men: “Yeah I met her the other night. She doesn’t have any fingers on…

Flip Phones

Man in the subway hurriedly pulls out his Motorola flip phone. It is ancient, and looks like some functionally…

Office assholes (me)

I hate umbrellas

I hate umbrellas, I always have. I think they are a walking invitation to be hit by lightening. Kind…

Bike riding with fuck heads.

  To the delightful gentleman who just pulled up next to me on a quiet one way street told…

busted lip

I practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, today I got my first perfectly busted lip in class this morning, whilst vigorously being a stone cold…

Russian Lady

Conversation overheard in the hallway at work today. Russian Lady: “….yes I have many friend and socialize much, but…

Suck on that

  I have yet again successfully wooed my cardiologist team with apparently excellent test results and some good old-fashioned…

Italy

dog magic

With stoic determination I decided that, when my dog Izzy passed away, it would be months, nay years, before…

June 16th 1983

I was born with Tetralogy of Fallot; which is really just a fancy way of saying I had a…

I know love because of you.

My grandma has the softest hands The kindest eyes The hardest pinch The most beautiful laugh The biggest heart